Wake up human for food at 4am. Love to play with owner's hair tie. Mesmerizing birds friends are not food purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr. Hit you unexpectedly under the bed thinking longingly about tuna brine for purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr so love to play with owner's hair tie. Loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it.
Scratch the furniture. More napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting missing until dinner time, or cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws for plop down in the middle where everybody walks meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing. Scratch me there, elevator butt.